Have you checked out men's shoes lately? Of course, what you see is wholly reflective of where you go looking, right? The shoe fits the venue and all that. So, skip the gym or the liquor store most likely. Because I'm guessing both of those spots are statistically less likely to offer up the kind of shoes I'm talking about.
Have you noticed that there are men's shoes that resemble elf shoes? Like if they were red or green, maybe with a tassel or bell on them, it would be a good match?
You know the kind I'm talking about. The kind of men's shoe, usually in a nice leather of either brown or black hue, with a long squared-off toe. But because the shoe extends beyond the end of the foot and also because the toe is fairly pointed, the toe of the shoe begins to rise up over time.
And the longer the shoe is worn, the more the toe wants to curl up.
Voila! Elf shoes in brown leather, for the discerning customer on your shopping list.
By the way, I totally know that women's shoes are dumb as hell. No need to mention that. But these men's shoes with the elongated, pointed toe are about as good of an idea as jean-diapers.
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